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My Valentine's Day Present [15 Feb 2005|09:03pm]
[ mood | happy ]





All on Vinyl!!! Alana is so awesome! I love you.

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BBQ - Saturday 11/27 [25 Nov 2004|01:19am]
I'm having a BBQ at my house this Saturday. If you're reading this you're invited... Just give me a call if you're going to show up so I know how much food to provide. If you need my cell or you want to come, Leave a comment. There will be burgers, drinks, good music, spa, pool, bonfire, horse shoes, pool table, pac man, etc for all....
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[16 Nov 2004|12:49pm]
I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Elaine, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
-a Tube of K-Y jelly
-a rubber glove
-and a beer

When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

After that, Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......

"Darn it ELAINE!!!!!!!!!!!
I Said a Butt Light!!!"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(My grandpa sent that to my E-Mail)
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Halloween Party / Rosarito [07 Nov 2004|10:30pm]
[ mood | awake ]

On the Saturday before halloween we went to Purto Nuevo for lobster and then to a halloween party in PB... It was Fun.

Here are some pictures:



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[18 Oct 2004|10:58pm]
[ mood | impressed ]

http://www.purevolume.com/thisprovidence

Everybody go listen to this band. They are like my new favorite band. I'm totally unacociated with them but I can't promote them enough... So Great!!

(Listen to Minus the Bear too)

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